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Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.
Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A. Tulips on your organ.
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.
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